Slogan Velvet Cushion - High Maintenance

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A printed velvet cushion pairing a moody old-master portrait — a woman in a lace ruff and silk gown against deep red drapery — with the words "High Maintenance" struck across it in gold. The joke works because the painting is played completely straight. Supplied complete with a polyester inner.

Why It Stands Apart

• Inner Included: Comes with its polyester cushion inner — ready to use, not a flat cover.
• Deadpan Humour: A serious classical portrait undercut by three words — it lands better than a novelty print because the painting is treated with respect.
• Rich Dark Palette: Deep reds, browns and gold, so it suits a darker, more traditional room rather than fighting it.
• Print On Velvet: Velvet suits an old-master image — the pile echoes the texture of the painted fabrics.
• Standard 550mm Square: Fits alongside the rest of your cushions without looking odd.

Specifications

Frequently Asked Questions

Does it come with an inner?
Yes — a polyester cushion inner is included, so it arrives ready to use.

Is the design on both sides?
The artwork is printed on the front. Please call the showroom if you need to confirm the reverse before ordering.

Are there other slogans in the range?
Yes — this is one of a series of old-master slogan cushions. Ask the showroom which designs are currently in stock.

How do I care for it?
Remove the cover before cleaning and follow the care label. Keep printed velvet out of prolonged direct sunlight to protect the colours.

Do you ship nationwide?
Yes, we ship nationwide. Shipping options are available at checkout.

Can I see it?
Please give our showroom a call at 09 278 8881 to check if this is on display.